Bumper Stickers

I saw these both on the same day, in the same parking lot, on different cars, and liked them both:

A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory

Don't believe everything you think

On a road trip we took as a family from San Jose to Seattle and back, we saw:

I'd rather be driving in Sim City

Got Rice?

My blood for my country

Be nice to your children - they'll pick your nursing home

Believe God and He will work out the details

And we saw a car towing a boat from Boring, OR, christened "Not So"