Online Translation of Amazon.de Email to Me

Since we've been living here in German-speaking Switzerland, I've taken to ordering books via Amazon.de (the German counterpart of Amazon.com). It's always intrigiung trying to make sure what their emails to me are saying. Here's an example of some excerpts from a recent email, translated from German to "English" via an online translator. I have to admit that I took out all the bits that actually made sense...cheeky of me, I know:

Good day,

We are still trying, leave the following articles you on 04 October 2008... have ordered..., to perform:

  John Flanagan (Author) "Ranger's Apprentice: The Sorcerer Of The North (Ranger's Apprentice) " http://www.amazon.de/gp/product/0399250328

Is your interest in this article? We are attempting, yet the item for you to relate... If you wait too long, you can order anytime reverse course, as long as they are not located in the shipping process.

...If your order is further article, we will, as also the "My Account" that you send.

... It is therefore not possible that you already before this e-mail a Versandbestaetigung received. In this case, Your item already on its way to you and this message about the delays meaningless.

If your order contains more articles are the stocks to Article automatically. Gladly we can also stock items have already been losschicken now...

The product is delayed Its immediately, as soon as they arrived for us is. You will then receive an e-mail with all information on the shipment of us.

Should also have questions, please contact our customer service gladly available.

I do understand what they are saying - it's helpful that all the emails are the exact German replica of the anglo ones I am already familiar with. But I am amused by the translations.