20 Movie Quotes: Guess the Movie

A bunch of my friends/family on Facebook had fun with this meme of guessing movie titles from quotes from 20 of my favorite movies. So I am posting it again here - but if you already participated on my Facebook note, you're not eligible here. This is for my blog readers who have not seen my note on Facebook about this (and thus seen the answers in the comments).

1. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them on your blog for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly.
5. NO cheating by looking things up, if you don't know any of them then that's just too bad.
6. You don't have to be tagged in this to play - post your guesses in the comments.

1. I feel thin...stretched...like butter spread over too much bread. (Identified by Sherry)

2. Meet the greatest actor in the world! I'd rather kiss a tarantula.

3. Normal? What do *you* know about normal? What does *anyone* in *this* family know about normal?

4. An avalanche is coming, and I do not feel prepared. (identified by David my beloved; quote corrected by Emily, see the Singing Goat

5. What am I doing? She's not in the refrigerator.

6. Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you? (Identified by Sherry)

7. So this is your opinion of me. Thank you for explaining so fully. Perhaps these offences might have be overlooked had not your pride been hurt by my honesty... (Identified by Jennifer)

8. - Why can't we sit down like adults and patch this thing up?
- I'm afraid that might become a habit. Then we'd wind up with a patchwork quilt for a marriage.

9. What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me. (identified by David my beloved)

10. I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm. (Identified by Sherry)

11. Farm boy, polish my horse's saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning. (Identified by Sherry)

12. Looking? Found someone, you have, I would say, hmmm? (identified by Sherry on her 2nd guess)

13. - You take care of this car?
- What do you mean?
- Tires felt a little splashy on the way over here. (identified by David my beloved)

14. Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast. (Identified by Sherry)

15. - Boris and Doris?
- Go ahead. (identified by David my beloved)

16. Please don't interrupt me when I'm asking rhetorical questions.

17. At least once more, Miss Swann, as always. (identified by David my beloved)

18. But, if I don't call in a 98-mile-an-hour fastball, I'm gonna get fired! I'm just saying there's a chance you might get a call on this. (identified by David my beloved)

19. I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big bright blur.

20. Certainty of death; small chance of success; what are we waiting for?