What haven't I done since the last post?

Which ONE of the following do you think I have NOT done since I last posted here over a month ago?

- Mowed the lawn all by myself for the first time in my life

- Left a heart-shaped area of purple flowers in the middle of the lawn

- Celebrated our 18th engagement anniversary on the same day as teaching a 19th century circle dance evening to 36 dancers

- Concluded a fruitful six-month session of a {daily personal prayer} [weekly accountability check-in] facebook group

- Witnessed a home nurse changing the complicated dressing of a deep abdominal wound

- Broken a glass refrigerator shelf into six and a half million pieces all over the floor and filling a sink

- Seen a bear

- Seen a lynx

- Seen a wolf

- Had three sets of houseguests

- Substituted for someone who was substituting for someone leading a small group of a ladies' Bible study (the first person had to travel, the 2nd had to go home to an unexpectedly hungry baby)

- Turned a year older

- Been given a treasure hunt in my own home

- Had a child taken prisoner by pirates

- Run two bake sales

- Taken a walk with my niece

- Taken a walk with my mother

- Taken a walk with my dear friend since kindergarten

- Eaten lunch in St. Gallen

- Had a child take five AP exams (in Calculus, Computer Science, English Literature, Macro Economics and Micro Economics)

- Ordered our annual heating oil delivery, since the tanks have so little oil in them that we can't see whether there actually is any left or not

- Taken a boat ride

- Eaten lunch on an island in Lake Zürich

- Been in a church building from the 1100s

- Seen a flamingo

- Seen a giraffe

- Seen a zebra

- Fed an elephant apples and carrots

- Ridden an elephant

- Watched a camel chew its cud, swallow it, and burp it back up again to chew some more

- Ridden a camel

- Trained two people in how to use OpenSong open source worship slide software

My next post will reveal some spoiler photos that will help you in case you're not sure which one is the "fake" entry...let me know if you have any questions about how any of these things was accomplished. Almost without leaving the country. There was a small jaunt to an adjacent country involved, but it had nothing to do with any of the animals.

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