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June 09, 2011

Latest Round-Up of Differences between USA and Switzerland

Differences I noticed between USA and Switzerland, the weekend before last (based on visit to Chicago O'Hare and Wisconsin, May 2011)

Good Things About the USA
- Massive parking lots, easy to find parking, and easy physically to get the car in and out of the spot
- Super-wide highways, less stressful to drive on due to wider lanes and more of of them to share
- No speed cameras
- A/C in summer to stay cool
- English radio in the car! (also, Christian radio in the car - better yet, English Christian radio in the car: K-Love)
- 24-hour drug stores with every imaginable necessity (cereal, milk included)
- Grocery stores & casual restaurant chains that cater for parties at reasonable prices
- Malls all over the place, open weekends and holidays
- Less expensive, sturdier, machine-washable and -dryable clothes in a wider selection that don't shrink immediately
- Much bigger washers and dryers
- Garbage disposals
- Breakfast restaurants!
- Whole grain bagels with honey-walnut cream cheese!
- 100% fruit Smoothies!
- Free water automatically served
- Real Lemonade!!! Strawberry/raspberry lemonade. (NOT Sprite, which is the sort of thing you get if you ask for lemonade here)

- Cranberry juice at restaurants
- Free salads often included with meals
- Inexpensive meat ($8 burrito vs $30)
- Raccoons, chipmunks, squirrels
- Lots of friendly, open people

Good Things About Switzerland
- Highway speed limit 120kph instead of the American 90-105kph
- Better tasting tap water
- No standard ice in glasses of water (not too cold)
- Better-tasting milk
- Tastier fruit in the average hotel
- Better breakfast in the average hotel (not all pasty white stuff with high fructose corn syrup and no nutrients)
- Standardly unsalted butter
- Restaurant portions not consistently too big
- Fewer grossly overweight people
- No freezing A/C in summer
- Not TVs in every public place, constantly on
- Thicker toilet paper in public restrooms
- More (or total) privacy in public toilet stall door design
- Toilet design that never needs plunging
- Fewer very chatty phone trees
- Not as overwhelming in choice overkill
- People rest on Sundays (stores closed)

Neutral differences about the U.S.
- Water towers
- Front lawns with no hedge or fence
- Blinker sound of Ford cars - distinctly American
- Lower toilet seats
- You find out the name of your waitstaff
- People eat earlier (full restaurant at 6:30pm, people steadily leaving already)
- Birthday singers in restaurants

Other interesting things we saw
- A freight train with 116 train cars!!!! Hugest freight train ever.
- "Crash Investigation Site" is the name of exit 347 on Wisconsin's I-94. (???)

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